Zip it...

I have compiled a list of  Frequently asked question regarding to my injury.

Please refer  to the FAQs if you have any question and stop giving tons of question marks and drown me with..dots..

-(Question 1):Ehhhh what happened to you laa?why so many wounds and bruises one?

Answer:Skateboarding

-(Question 2):Skateboarding also can get so badly injured?where were you skating wor?

Answer:Kesas Highway

-(Question 3):Highway??you serious? *Wtf look*

Answer:Yes,i'm serious.

-(Question 4):Why were you skating on the highway la?

Answer:cause thats the fastest way i could reach home

-(Question 5):Then how the hell you got injured wor?

Answer:Rolled down 

-(Question 6):Rolled down??you serious ar?  *Another Wtf look*

Answer:Yes,i'm serious.

-(Question 7):How did you roll down laa?

Answer:Skateboard lose control while skating down-hill cause it was too fast then Viola...

-(Question 8):Got hit by any car or not?

Answer:Thank God no

-(Question 9):Did your skateboard broke?

Answer:No

-(Question 10):You alone ar?

Answer:Yes i'm all by myself

-(Question 11):Then how'd you get your ass home huh?

Answer:A kind hearted chinese taxi driver fetched me home without asking a single cent

-(Question 12):Did your mama papa scolded you?

Answer:No to my mom,yes to my dad.

-(Question 13):What were you thinking while rolling down?

Answer:"Great...i'm gonna die"

-(Question 13):Lucky that you didnt break any your bones la...so you still gonna skate?

Answer:Yes i know and Hell yeah!i'm still gonna skate lol

Yes i know i look like some retarded ..