My last testament..: Inadequate Blood Flow..

What happened today totally pissed the Shit out of my Asshole..

It all started from when i came back home from Church my mom asked me to clean the Damn toilet since my maid is taking her bloody holidays back in Combodia by the beach with her Fugly bikini on and slurping on her expired Coconut.
So i had to do her job..owhkaaaaay,that i dont mind but the thing is i wanted to get my ass on the chair and online so i didnt give a shit and just sprinkled some water around the toilet and claimed that its done but obviously my mom dint buy it and give me lecture instead.

So i had to start all over again with a "Tulan" expression on my face and my mom beside watching over me to make sure i'm cleaning it properly.
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"This what 'tulan' looks like..."

So when i was cleaning and scrubbing the toilet like a total shitty slave then all of sudden i dont know how the shit i could accidentally knocked on to the soup bar holder which made of hard ceramic with my head and it went lose and dropped on to the floor and shattered into pieces...me and my mom was like giving the "WTF?!" look to each other..

One of the sharp broken pieces of ceramic thrusted through into my foot real deep and flesh came out and it bleed like shit..Yes,deeper than cut by i stabbing Aswin with the blade.So blood was like dripping all over the toilet without hesitating i asked my mom to get me the camera so i could take a picture of it.The moment i looked up to my mom's face,i saw this...
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"Omg!I''m gay!..."

Thank God she did not pass out on the spot..
So i had my wound cleaned and my dad came up and offered to clean the rest of the toilet for me *Laugh evilly* And guess what?After when my dad's done i dont know what the hell has gotten into him..
He started stripping into his underwear and used his shirt and pants to dry the whole toilet..was consider lucky that he didnt strip his underwear as well or else someone's gonna go blind or worse,i might die.

I hope that vengeful evil soul of bar soup holder could forgive me and leave my Dad alone and i'm also sorry that i should have bury you and not jump dumped you into the smelly garbage disgusting bin.Well you deserved it anyway.
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