Scammed...

Yes guys,i got scammed...by what you'll ask me.

Instead of  'Huge farts with glazing lights' i was talking about in my previous post...he gave us Some useless small farts

"Oi!Where's my lighter????..."

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He said he'll be lighting up his Atomic bomb only during Chinese New year...Dude!Thats the whole point of rushing home from tuition and a 5 minutes ride on my bicycle from my Crib to yours !Every drops of swearts counts owhkay..Well at least i still get to burn some craps  and had a little fun..unlike you guys sitting your fat ass down on the chair reading this offensive sentence.

LoL

Here's some random pictures..

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"i gotta start controlling my hormons man..."

was it me or was the camera being gay?

coming back from tuition..

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Fatigue...

*Exhaustion*

Just recently our school Hand Ball couch (a coach used to play for state and guess what?he has a huge Tummy)  annouced that there'll be a Hand Ball league between every respective houses.Just so you know i represent school in basketball team in my previous school so i thought this would be a great chance for me to seize the opportunity since i haven't been playing any sports ever since i shifted to BukitJalil school well you couldn't blame me for that...our school just doesnt have a Basketball court.

Well,unless a broken old rusted piece of wood with a hoop and a only a half court is consider one.

Which Gay school doesnt have a perfect Basketball court anyway..What,our school doesnt?

 

"Please dont grab my balls!.."

Skipped house practice just to join the Hand Ball practice and realised i was the only Newbie there..Fcuk it!!

 (French Connection Uk)

Because of that we didnt have any practice and straight to the game..i was like WTF?i'm playing with all the Seniors and even School Team man..plus I dont really know all rules and any formation no nothing..."Great,i'm so gonna screw up the whole game" i said to myself and yes i did lol..what the Crap.

Finished the game with a brown paperbag covered over my face.Lol that didnt happen of course,just sort of disappoint those who had high hopes on me and i screwed up.Yes guys,you dont have to remind me that i suck in it.

dots..

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Gotta get going guys...i'll be off to tuition soon and i'm all covered in sweat.

And after tuition i'll be heading to Chin Bin house to let go 'Huge Farts' in the air!

*Wide Smiles!*

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"Huge farts with glazing lights.."

A Comma After Yesterday's..

So after frivolous enjoyment and excitement i had with my Oh-Dear-sexy-baby-you-know-who on the bed i was all dead exhausted so i decided to go out a movie with Brandon,Korean,Pastor chan and Serena.Oh and i didnt expect that Mag would have join us as well..

anyway,

its,

its,

its,

Its Brandon's 15th birthday!

Happy Belated birthday Hairy Ape!..

"wanna help me dig my sexy nose?"

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So we watched Rambo 4!!!

Holy poop!Seriously i gotta admit that the movie totally rocked my world! (no,not as in sexually) Man...the movie is filled full with action bloody killing scene and hell yeah..you'll witness Michael Sylvester Gardenzio Stallone ripping someone's NECK off with his huge bare hands! 

Uber cool ey?No?Owhkay you may jump off the cliff and die right now..

So what are you waiting for?

Quickly get your ass up the chair and head towards to the nearest mall..dont give a shit about the people queuing up and just cut through in!

Well,you do that after reading and tagged my blog.

"your just gay if you dont watch,same goes to the chicks.."

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So after the Rambo 4 we suggested to watch another round of movie and it was pretty late already so nah.....we didnt give a shit and bought 'meet the spartans'.

Gosh that !@#$%^&* Korean hans just wasted our cash to watch that bloody gay movie.Yes guys,its not funny but gay...its just plain retarded and gay-ness that makes you goes

"What the hell?????!!this is just so damn lame weih!"

or

"Fcuk it!I'm outta here man.."

"I shall present you the gay-est movie ever.."

Before the movie starts we had 2 hours to slumber around and it was already 10 something by the time so most the shops were closed and the lights are offed......

*Grins* are you thinking what i'm thinking? *Eyebrows goes up and down*

Yeah your right...

we crashed the whole Midv by throwing flyers everywhere,destroying stuff,stole something,took a trolly with adriel in and ride it around the level and that bloody Hans went into Jusco and disturbed one of the sales-girl that sells Jasmine tea...

*sighs*

Hans,you gotta control your hormons man..

After the last movie ended its already 1 something in the morning...we were all dead sleepy except for Serena and Mag they went home early without watching.We could have probably just drop dead in the cinema and sleep over night..

Brandon's parents was the coolest,they actually drove us home without any "Do you how *toot*-ing late is it right now?"

Hans being gay and slept over at my place and went church the next morning..

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Ciao all

The Rose..

My Dear faithful readers,

I apologize for not updating due to the Bloody home works those Bloody Only-Malay-Speaking-Half-Covered-Ass-sucking-face Teachers gave and those activities held in school.

And and and and...i got a new laptop,oh yea!!

*Peoples shouting in disbelieve* No joke,Yes seriously.

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It was a reward from my mom for getting no A's for Pmr Lol

i danced happily like an idiotic retard monkey who just released from Zoo Negara

"dont take my bananas away from meeeee!!!...."

Ordered the laptop on Tuesday night with a huge wide smile on my face Lol!Waited patiently by the door every night with my finger crossed till Saturday when it was finally delivered (No,i'm not that Gay to wait by the door with my finger crossed)

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*Door bell rang*

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My heart was pounding like the sound of all elephants stomping and running away for their lives from Pn.Hasnah (my school headmistress) due to her Ugliness. I ran down like the mad monkey above and opened the door and

*Viola!*

As she walked in my house i took a deep breath and stripped her open with an evil laughter and joy,oh yes i did.Gosh...she's an angel in a black dress and her body had that seductive,feminine sway which never failed to catch my attention,i was completely mesmerised....Then I brought her upstairs into my room,locked my room door and threw her on to the bed and activate her by pushing the small button which placed on the the chest of her's ..Oh gosh,i never felt so good in my whole life receiving such a pleasure.

Did i just made you skipped your dinner?
Should i add a "*Moan~*" as well?

I now present you

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*Drum rolls...*

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"meet my Beloved dear"

I undressed her.....

"Bwahahahhaha!!"

Cemburu tak?

She's just too irresistible lah..

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Please Dont rob me guys.

Eternal Rest...

*Prison cell opens widely...*
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*Without saying a word,i was Escorted by two armed Police officers out from my cell with a clueless expression on my face and then they pushed me unmannerly into a dark empty dead silent room which soon i realized it was a Crime scene investigation room after a harshly bright light shined towards me and i see two mens in huge solid color striped blazers and a Webley Mk VI .455 calibre revolver was placed on the desk*

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*I was watched all time by all 4 cameras on each four walls...the clock on the wall ticking...cold sweats rolling down my cheek and i couldn't even unclench my toes and soon they started questioning me with a furious voice eager to know what actually happened yesterday......*

i replied saying...
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I am saying this as my last will and testament.

I admitted that i killed Greeny and i'm guilty for it but afterall,its just an Accident i have no motive to murder her anyway.Plus she's my friend and a girlfriend to my close buddy named Hans.She's a really Beautiful girl and a really sweet and smooth girl,everyone likes her included me.I now also admit that sometimes i do get jealous over hans how lucky he is to have her as his life partner and all i have is an old and weak one but i still do love her very much its just that she's pretty useless to me anymore...

So yesterday i abandoned and locked her in the room and went out with Hans and other buddies to the park without bringing my beloved along.At the park we were all having an Awesome time then i seized the opportunity to have a little 'fun' with her while Hans isnt looking.The minute hans realized his Greeny was gone he heard a loud noice came from behind and there goes Greeny already lied dead on the floor........Hans shouted in despair and ran away from the park...so thats how it happens..
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*One of the men opens his briefcase and threw Some of Photos on the desk which taken at park as an evidences*
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"That's Greeny...isnt she beautiful?"And thats how i killed it....
"I'll catch you whenever you fall...""Life sucks hans....."I'm sorry Greeny...Last hold of you Greeny.....
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Sorry guys i'm just too free to exaggerate the whole story
And i'm sorry Hans that i took her away from you :-\
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