My Dear faithful readers,
I apologize for not updating due to the Bloody home works those Bloody Only-Malay-Speaking-Half-Covered-Ass-sucking-face Teachers gave and those activities held in school.
And and and and...i got a new laptop,oh yea!!
*Peoples shouting in disbelieve* No joke,Yes seriously.
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It was a reward from my mom for getting no A's for Pmr Lol
i danced happily like an idiotic retard monkey who just released from Zoo Negara

"dont take my bananas away from meeeee!!!...."
Ordered the laptop on Tuesday night with a huge wide smile on my face Lol!Waited patiently by the door every night with my finger crossed till Saturday when it was finally delivered (No,i'm not that Gay to wait by the door with my finger crossed)
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*Door bell rang*
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My heart was pounding like the sound of all elephants stomping and running away for their lives from Pn.Hasnah (my school headmistress) due to her Ugliness. I ran down like the mad monkey above and opened the door and
*Viola!*
As she walked in my house i took a deep breath and stripped her open with an evil laughter and joy,oh yes i did.Gosh...she's an angel in a black dress and her body had that seductive,feminine sway which never failed to catch my attention,i was completely mesmerised....Then I brought her upstairs into my room,locked my room door and threw her on to the bed and activate her by pushing the small button which placed on the the chest of her's ..Oh gosh,i never felt so good in my whole life receiving such a pleasure.
Did i just made you skipped your dinner?
Should i add a "*Moan~*" as well?
Should i add a "*Moan~*" as well?
I now present you
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*Drum rolls...*
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"meet my Beloved dear"
Cemburu tak?
She's just too irresistible lah..
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Please Dont rob me guys.
3 comments:
lol. dell just delivered my laptop today. when i read "i ordered my laptop" i knew it was dell. hehe.
hey you makin me real jealous!! ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.... i wan my own laptop too.... hahahaha...
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