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Hey What's up peeps!!

Dont you guys just miss me?Aww i understand how does feel to live without my presence *Grins* 

Anyway i'm so sorry about the sudden dead..was rather still having my Chinese New Year mood eventhough its over or i'm just too lazy to update Dots..

Here are some pictures that i went bowling with Serena,Korean,Natallie and Tania the mole-y few weeks ago.

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"Hi i'm ben,text books are my best friends"

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Ciao guys~

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Yes,i am now posting this at 3.40am in the morning while you Porks out there are still dead sleeping dreaming of your future Fat girlfriends.Anyway to whoever reading this i'm really sorry about the sudden death...

i wont updating till Chinese New year is over due to the Funs we're having..

right Hans?

*Eyebrows goes up and down and a wide smile with the retarded horny look*

Anyway wish you guys A Happy Chinese New Year and No Handparty.

"Can spot me?.."

Incase you idiots dunno that Valentine's day is around the corner so dont forget to pursue the fat ones that your dreaming right now 

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Ciao~

Pay-day...

I'll update from Tuesday.
School was a total Graveyard!!!

Couldn't believed only half of the class turned up,screw all of them for leaving me alone with the *Cough* malays..Whaaaaat?
Shouldn't have went to school in the first place.Oh well...being a good Class monitor it is my responsibility to show a good role model to all the students so theres no choice for me Haha owhkaaaay..sorry guys.
Anyway skipped house training and went Carre4 to go Bowling with Korean,Natallie,Tania and Serena..but ends up only me,Serena and Tania which is Korean's girlfriend's sister playing..what crap?

Pictures is with Serena and currently she's enjoy playing her fireworks while i'm pestering her to send me the damn pictures,will upload the pictures as soon as possible.
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So seems everyone couldn't wait for tomorrow to come?
Parents will be sobbing in despair secretly behind every corner while all the youngsters which is US will be laughing evily everytime when we recieved a Red packet Lol
Anyway i'll blog more about what will happened tmw..i'm pretty lazy right now.
Sue me.
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some random pictures from reunion dinner..

he told me he just broke up..

Charming,adorable and hyper active..yes,the left one.No,not the right one...haha

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i'm fucking not in the mood..am i having Pms or what?
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Bummer...

Today its officially my another pissed off day...

Gosh seriously anger has been haunting me...
Skipped school today due to overslept and lazy so decided not to go school since Chinese new year holidays is around the corner so dont think Teachers would actually give a shit whether your a alive or dead.
To all Muslims and Hindus out there..dont you just love the Chinese?Lol..Just hoping that our Cny's plans could work out succecsfully...right Hans?
*Eyebrows goes up and down*



Dont be surprise if you see me with a bunch of dudes standing infront of your house gate cause my aim for this year is to achieve above a thousand dollars!By achieving that goal aint easy so i'll be going around to random people houses to get cashed in my wallet *Grins*
And i'll purchase a Zero Skateboard or Brand new camera with all my 'Angpao' cash.

*Drool~*


So what pissed me off today is that i was told that today Hand Ball practice was after House training which is at 4.30pm.So before this i was having lunch with my parents around Puchong Tesco so i had my parents rushed all the way back home to get ready for my practice and head off to school with a bloody lecture form my dad in car...reached school just in time when i saw Jacky which is my Hand Ball Captain walking out from school with a handball in his palm..
Waved at him and asked him where is he going..and was totally Blew off with an unexpected answer..
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Jacky : Handball practice finished already la brother.
Ben : What the Fuck!?

Got another lecture on the way home...what fished up day for me..
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Inadequate Blood Flow..

What happened today totally pissed the Shit out of my Asshole..

It all started from when i came back home from Church my mom asked me to clean the Damn toilet since my maid is taking her bloody holidays back in Combodia by the beach with her Fugly bikini on and slurping on her expired Coconut.
So i had to do her job..owhkaaaaay,that i dont mind but the thing is i wanted to get my ass on the chair and online so i didnt give a shit and just sprinkled some water around the toilet and claimed that its done but obviously my mom dint buy it and give me lecture instead.

So i had to start all over again with a "Tulan" expression on my face and my mom beside watching over me to make sure i'm cleaning it properly.
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"This what 'tulan' looks like..."


So when i was cleaning and scrubbing the toilet like a total shitty slave then all of sudden i dont know how the shit i could accidentally knocked on to the soup bar holder which made of hard ceramic with my head and it went lose and dropped on to the floor and shattered into pieces...me and my mom was like giving the "WTF?!" look to each other..

One of the sharp broken pieces of ceramic thrusted through into my foot real deep and flesh came out and it bleed like shit..Yes,deeper than cut by i stabbing Aswin with the blade.So blood was like dripping all over the toilet without hesitating i asked my mom to get me the camera so i could take a picture of it.The moment i looked up to my mom's face,i saw this...
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"Omg!I''m gay!..."


Thank God she did not pass out on the spot..
So i had my wound cleaned and my dad came up and offered to clean the rest of the toilet for me *Laugh evilly* And guess what?After when my dad's done i dont know what the hell has gotten into him..
He started stripping into his underwear and used his shirt and pants to dry the whole toilet..was consider lucky that he didnt strip his underwear as well or else someone's gonna go blind or worse,i might die.

I hope that vengeful evil soul of bar soup holder could forgive me and leave my Dad alone and i'm also sorry that i should have bury you and not jump dumped you into the smelly garbage disgusting bin.Well you deserved it anyway.
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"Did i just made you skipped your dinner?..."

Behold the evil soup bar holder..
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I realized that this update its a lil gay....was it just me or what?

Scammed...

Yes guys,i got scammed...by what you'll ask me.

Instead of  'Huge farts with glazing lights' i was talking about in my previous post...he gave us Some useless small farts

"Oi!Where's my lighter????..."

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He said he'll be lighting up his Atomic bomb only during Chinese New year...Dude!Thats the whole point of rushing home from tuition and a 5 minutes ride on my bicycle from my Crib to yours !Every drops of swearts counts owhkay..Well at least i still get to burn some craps  and had a little fun..unlike you guys sitting your fat ass down on the chair reading this offensive sentence.

LoL

Here's some random pictures..

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"i gotta start controlling my hormons man..."

was it me or was the camera being gay?

coming back from tuition..

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Fatigue...

*Exhaustion*

Just recently our school Hand Ball couch (a coach used to play for state and guess what?he has a huge Tummy)  annouced that there'll be a Hand Ball league between every respective houses.Just so you know i represent school in basketball team in my previous school so i thought this would be a great chance for me to seize the opportunity since i haven't been playing any sports ever since i shifted to BukitJalil school well you couldn't blame me for that...our school just doesnt have a Basketball court.

Well,unless a broken old rusted piece of wood with a hoop and a only a half court is consider one.

Which Gay school doesnt have a perfect Basketball court anyway..What,our school doesnt?

 

"Please dont grab my balls!.."

Skipped house practice just to join the Hand Ball practice and realised i was the only Newbie there..Fcuk it!!

 (French Connection Uk)

Because of that we didnt have any practice and straight to the game..i was like WTF?i'm playing with all the Seniors and even School Team man..plus I dont really know all rules and any formation no nothing..."Great,i'm so gonna screw up the whole game" i said to myself and yes i did lol..what the Crap.

Finished the game with a brown paperbag covered over my face.Lol that didnt happen of course,just sort of disappoint those who had high hopes on me and i screwed up.Yes guys,you dont have to remind me that i suck in it.

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Gotta get going guys...i'll be off to tuition soon and i'm all covered in sweat.

And after tuition i'll be heading to Chin Bin house to let go 'Huge Farts' in the air!

*Wide Smiles!*

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"Huge farts with glazing lights.."