Drink-Drank-Drunk

First and Foremost,

I would like to Wish Sonia and Wai-Chung Happy Sweet Sixteen
(Gosh i really got to stop posting about Birthdays)

I shall start off from yesterday's birthday party held at Sri Petaling hotel..as you can read my post title it says Drink-Drank-Drunk i'm pretty sure you guys can already guessed what happened eh?
I gotta admit,yesterday was Dead Hell Fun!!But it was a Crash and Burn in the end of the party.For those who didn't show their asses up you missed hell loads of Awesome-ness...yes you Annabel,you're one of them.
I shall tattoo a letter "L" on your forehead for free of charge Haha!

So Me and Brandon reached there around 7 in the evening and met Jordan and his Gang.Then we went up to meet to the girls in the 'Suite' Yes they actually rent a suite just for one over night there..guess the Chicks are loaded with Benjamin Franklin bill notes?

Around 8,the party started and i shall let the pictures do the talking from here..

"Sonia said i look like Joel Madden here..."


Bottoms Up!

This part everybody goes 'Ewww'
Drinking Battle and no,i didnt lose..
She's a monster!Results of drinking too much..



And the Crazy-ness begins..
After she does that..
This is what happened next
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So What happened in the end was a total Disaster...


Alex which is Sonia's boyfriend he fainted on the spot due to too much Alcohol,Aswin the dude that i stabbed yesterday he Puked in the toilet and the Worse part is Joey longing for more Beer when she's already drunk due to 9 EXTRA LARGE HUGE BIG cups of beer and she sort of pass out in the Female's washroom.Someone broke a glass onto the floor.The Security warned us to keep our volume down but we didnt give a shit and Trisha's face also went all red like no differences with Devil's ass Lol
And i the sane one still walking in a straight line and still know where my penis is Haha

Fore more Photos u can check out other's Blog
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Happy sweet sixteen Fags!

Bloody...

Today is officially my most bloody Fucked up day ever!!

Know why?

Cause i almost stabbed someone to death by accidentally with a bloody Blade...No joke.
It all started started during recess when i was playing with my Blade by throwing it up and catching it back with an arrogant look on my face...yes,my ego i know.So then i came up with this stupid trick by scaring the hell out of people by giving them a fake stab on their chest..i'm suppose pull the Blade back into the case and just give me the "WTF!" look on their face.

So i had fun by scaring the shit out of my friends then i was gonna do the same thing to Aswin...As he was chattting with his friends i walked motionless in-front of him pretended that i didnt see him and quickly my 'weaponed' arm swing towards his chest without knowing,he tried to defend and distracted the time to pull back my Blade and
*STABBED!*
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*Blood Dripping Down His Chest*
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My jaw dropped way down and i was way too shocked to do anything..besides giving me the "WTF!" look,the expression on his face was 10 times more furious than The Hulk and then he went all mad and sort of gave me a Punch my face.
Lucikly he's chilled now and Praise the Lord that he's alright,just a slightly deep cut on his right chest
(couldn't really imagine what's gonna happen if i accidentally stabbed his heart)..
Gosh seriously,Aswin if your reading this right now i'm really sorry for being a real fool.
Forgive my Stupidity

"I almost took someone's life....."
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Yes people,i'm feeling uber guilty right now.

Maximum Exposure Asia...

As i was searching through my comp when i was dead bored i found this!
It was a video taken by my friend when i was form one and Phycho back then.(i am still)
So quickly grab your Pop Corns!Sodas!and make yourself comfortable as you'll laugh ur ass out...okay mayb not.

i was trying to ride over a huge pile of sand and...

"its my friend's laugh btw..and sorry about the blurness,was using Vga camera back then."
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Suicide Class...

So what happened today was a total suicide!

I'm pretty sure most of you guys already knew that i'm a loyal,responsible,faithful,strict and cute Monitor right?Haha!No idea what the hell i'm talking about....?scroll down and read u dummies!
So our "generous" teacher gave us a 'Monitor and assistant monitor disciplines course' and all monitors and assistant monitors of all forms are required to join or else...or else....we shall be executed by the head of jungle Puan Hasnah the Fugly Beast!A huge CAPITAL blod italic "WTF!" was tattooed on my forehead right away.

So basically right after the morning assembly we(Monitors and the assistants) were forced to go to the Motivation room...i shall call it a Prison Cell instead due to the Steel bars attached outside of the walls and i shall call the teacher who is gonna give us the discipline speech the Warden.Lol!.So when the course started and i'm already half dead asleep,give me a pillow and i shall drop dead immediately.

"Michael Scofield left a note?...."


So as the course is progressing,salivas dripping,teachers brain-washing,people chit chatting the last bell finally rang and we were are free to go *Angels started singing* just so you know the course went on for the whole school period!No class and no Homeworks for today
*Wide smiles!*

Sue me Suckers!
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Sweet Sixteen...

Yesterday was the 12th of January so which is also Yenyi's official 16th Birthday.
Yeap yenyi,your getting really really old and Wrinkles are getting really visible and White hair is taking over the Black.Haha! Well dont worry,it would be my pleasure to give you some of my granny's botox and a used black hair dye..you may keep them as your Birthday Gift.Lol.And a note to guys out there who are dating a 16 years old chicks prepare to see your wallets empty on her birthday.

"Ahhhhhhh!!......i'm old!!!"

So as usual we celebrated her birthday in her house like every year..guess your birthday plans at the bowling centre is a total failure?Luckily she aint wearing her Birthday suit to welcome us
*Wipes sweats on the forehead and flings it on the floor*
So we had pizzas,garlic bread and coleslaw for lunch.
Played Mono-poli a little while to kill time but it turned out disaster! Fighting,arguing and snatching paper moneys and shouting like an Unciviliz Barbarian,but it was fun though...

So cut the birthday cake and sang birthday song like what people usually do....
Ate,full,chatted,played Ps2,chillled out and snapped some pictures then we headed the to park to hang out and snapped more pics..you can go Yenyi's blog to check out the photos.
"spot me?..."

Make sure you invite me next year or i'll come anyway Lol
oh and Happy Sweet Sixteen again :)


So today totally pissed me off...just so you know we change Cell Group leader every year and my new Cell Group leader for this year turned out into some unknown deliberately inconspicuous nerd looking dude i shall not mention his name here so basically what we did today was just stoning..what a fun..
Planned to go skate-park with Hans,Nicholas and Wee-man after youth service since the weather was totally Awesome but half an hour later the weather is totally fucked up..it rained heavily like crap...what a joy..

"@#!$%^&*!!!....."
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Shit Happens..

My salary is finally given out by my boss!And guess how much i eaRned?

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" i see Benjamin Franklin..."

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82ringgit and 20 cents...!

Even beggars from Petaling street could haven eaRn double or more of my salary a day..well what can i expect for working only 2 days as stoner at some random small shop at MidValley.

"kickass salary.."

And about yesterday's outing to LaLa land which i went to celebrate my Jm's birthday u could go Yenyi's blog and read about it...i'm pretty lazy to post about it since i went back early.

Sue me.

Dead Corpse...

School has been a real shit today...wait,school has always been a shit.No?

"i think my asshole is bleeding...."

Sometimes i always been wishing that Michael Scofield from the Most Awesome Tv-show 'Prison break' study in the same school with me so he could break me out together with him and his Bloody Troblemsome idiotic brother Dominic Purcell.What?Clueless what's 'Prison Break' about?You must have come from the Kampung then...cant blame you anyway.Oh ask your granny,she might know.

*Sighs*

Lol

So teachers has been giving out homeworks like crap..especially Pn.tan the filrty old fart english teacher,for the first period she already gave like 6 pages of notes and exercises?She must be mad.Even Mountain Everest couldnt compete with the stack of bloody homeworks she gave.(Owhkay mayb i'm just being a little too exaggerate) And she called me a Jackass for being a bad mouth cause i challenged everything she said when she's teaching.But hey,i'm proud!Haha!

*Wide Smiles!*

Oh and i wanna wish Jia Meng a 16th Happy Birthday!May God bless you on this very special day and i appreciate for the things you've done for me through the years since Year-one although your an total Asshole sometimes.I shall see you tmw =)

And a little message for my Best friend Joey;i'm sure God will hear your prayer so don't worry alright?i'm sure you'll get along well and make new friends with those students there.Your friends here in Bukit Jalil and especially me sure do miss your presence and your phycho-ness Lol smile aite?

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Ciao all