Shakers..

Pepper-shaker?
Salt-shaker?
Ass shaker?
Booty shaker?

Nahhh...
Its...!
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Planetshakers!!
Cant you humans read???
Its FREE admission so i better be seeing your big fat fugly asses there!!

Diary of a Saturday...

When you woke up on a Saturday morning with a clueless mind knowing your bed sheets and pants are flooded with yellow urine or you came to the realization that you've been raped last night and say bye bye to Mr.Virginity,dont panic!

Just call your awesome Buddies up and most important not to forget your most Beloved to the mall to hang out for a movie or something to kill time and not rotting at home by sitting pathetic-ly infront of the Most boring and useless invention of all time-the Television with a Potong ice-cream on the other hand..Oh oh and also never ever forget to left out your Skateboard behind on the-what-to-bring list..

*EyeBrows Goes up and down*


So example malls like Bandar Utama oblic One Utama oblic OU oblic OneU is the best the biggest and the most 2 thumbs up among all the others..
First thing you should do when you reached One Utama is to get all Irritated for knowing your buddy isnt there yet so the best solution is to get your fat asses to the nearest McD and chill down.Then when your friend arrived fast forward and get the movie tickets you wanna watch and meanwhile go spend some Benjamin Franklin bill notes on shopping..

Also make sure that you take a tea break to refill up before going anymore further..my advice for you is to go places example like..
Couldnt see what went wrong?Nvm..i'll enlarge it for you..
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No difference with what i see in my toilet bowl every morning Haha..
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What?still couldnt see?Owhkaaaaaay sure no problem..

Please dont kill me hans >.<..


When your getting tired of shopping well then take a rest and a deep breath and this is the part where you and your Lifeless buddies go do something really Stupid..

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Rent a..
Yeap your right!A wheel chair!!!

Me and hans went and rent a wheelchair at the registration counter for 50bucks lying that our granny couldnt walk and need a wheelchair urgently and the girl at the counter buy it!
Lol so we wheelchaired each other around the mall acting like some mentally retards freaks but hey!It was dead hell awesome funny especially when people stare at us like one kind..sue us for being lack of attention i dont give a shit..its just fun
*Wide smile*
I shall allow the pictures do the talking from here..


adriel:"Hey could you just please leave the handicap alone and not take pictures without permission?!!"

adriel:"I want my mommmmmy!!! *sobbing* "

adriel:"Fine!!i'm leaving and i'm finding my mommy!!"


adriel:"awwwwh mama i finally found you!!Dont you ever leave me pleaseeeee *sobs*"
mag:"Yea yea just shut the fuck up"

hans:"Mommy went oh-shh-shh now papa turn to push you oki oki?"
adriel:"oki papa"


hans whispering to celene:"Lets push him down"


Hans:"Lets go visit mommy"
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When the day comes to the end,
when the husbands called up their wives and lied that they're having over time but the fact they're heading to the nearest Disco or Clubs,when Election results came out and shocked the whole Malaysia that Barisan loses lots of seats *Laughing loudly* which means its time to Grab your skateboards and hold the hand of your beloved to catch a cab outside the mall and head to the nearest park around your house and and and...
skate duh!
hmmmm i wonder where this picture came from...=P

Mamak is a place where you should you go to chill out after skateboarding and calling the waiters names like Bang,Ah ne,boss or even Chee bye they'll still answer you and come to your service..awesome aint it?
Lol
I shall end the post with the most Gay-est picture that never stop making me laughing Haha

I present you PASTOR chan..















































I love you baby =)!!!!

Comma..

Oh and..

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HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY!! 

..Lee Wen Qi and Tania-the moley!..

Smiles smiles smiles!

God Bless :)

*Happy birthday by Click 5 playing*

Stone..

So we had Sports day yesterday held at some stadium called the "isn" and meanwhile the Bukit Jalil stadium is just right beside..why cant our school just rent a bigger stadium?

Oh yea..i just remembered that our school is cheap..not forget to mention stingy as well

Wondering what does my title means?Cause what i did was just Stoning!Duh! i cant take part in any running or any event cause back then i was all injured and covered up in Bandage cause i rolled down the highway remember?And those stupid malay teachers didnt allow me to take part!What the fart?And i didnt even know why did i go in the very first place..i rather stay home enjoy the most awesome invention of all time the television then rotting out at the stadium with the Bloody heat and boredom.

So the only solution is to...

Sleep....

And the Nomination begins..

Barisan national..

DAP (the rocket)..

 Pas..(The fulll moon)

Er.......Yellow dudes from Digi?

After votings,winning events and the crowds attention of course no doubt the DAP won and Screw Bairsan National..i mean Blue houe..dots dots dots i'm just too bored..Oh and remember to support DAP!!well unless you want the goverment to take over us..

PS:i'm sorry....:(

What the fart..?!

I'm not suppose to be online here blogging...

A great big Thanks to Ikhwan my Dicipline teacher that F-ing Dick box-hair cutted freak with body odour which smells like a Pork shit coming out from his Granny's Anus called up my parents to sent me home for having my hair highlighted red!Hey my black colour faded alright!I did not highlight my hair and its not even red you dick..get your facts right before spitting all your bloody excuses just to get my ass off the school just because your jealous that i'm much better look than you do you fugly shit.

*Cursing in all type of languages*

Oh well..at least i still get to enjoy a day off chilling on my comfortable couch with a cold ice lemon tea and my Astro remote controller in another hand while you Humans gotto go on with your same old and boring routine life in school 

*Shows finger!Yes,the middle one duh*

Couldnt care less for being so vulgar..i'm just pissed off

Awesome-ness...!

Splendid!

Terrific!

Exicting!

Powerful!

Uber!

Pawsome!

Two thumbs up!

Undescribable awesome movie i ever watched!!

Now i realized why is my Girlfriend being all obsessed over the movie lol Stomp the yard and You got served?Nah...forget about it..watch this movie and i can assure you that you'll get all amazed by their Guts and Dancing ablities!Not forget to mention their Teamwork as well!owhkay now Malaysian's wannabe hip hoppers can go pack their stuff back to your Kampung and suck your granny's tits Lol Oh and make sure you bring along a paper bag to wear before going out on the streets to avoid embarrassment.

Aside of getting all amazed by the movie i was also all over joy,glad,happy and fortunate to watch the movie with someone whom i adore much!:D Told you we'll get to watch the movie together no matter what heh

The best damn thing..

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Lelaki Lorong Belakang...

If any you readers dont get what my title means..its best for to get your big black hairy ass out of Malaysia immediately,at the same time i'm doing you good..who wants to live in Malaysia forever anyway?

Its Back street boys by the way!You really belong to the retarded mentally hospital if you seriously dont get my title...haha

So last Wednesday 27th of Feb i went to their concert with my Beloved,Rueann and Vicky which held at Sunway Lagoon theme park..

To be honest,i dislikes boybands such as like backstreet boys,front street boys,westlife,eastlife,southlife,blue,Ass club 7 etc etc etc..but after that night  i guess i was wrong and the concert was like totally awesome!Well,compare to My chemical romance and Good charlotte concert Ahh.... i still say mcr and gc concerts are undefeatable and still the best concerts i ever been to!

Oh and All thanks to me!Vicky got interviewed by Channel [V] Vj Alvin Pulga!!!And he also made vicky sang infront of the screen Haha dude,you seriously gotta love me man!owhkay mayb thats a bad idea..dots dots..

Hey chicks!Dont drool over him!no..not the left one but the right one haha

So basically the Concert and the crowd was uber awesome!I shall just post up some pictures instead of words..you can also go check out the biggest craziest Lelaki Lorong Belakang fan ever Blog for more pictures and make sure you grab your PopCorns,Soda and pillow just incase you might fall asleep...he has the video from the starting till the end of the concert so Humans out there that missed the concert what are you waiting for?Go kill some time..

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All hail the Vicky the Biggest fan of Backstreet boys

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